Wizzy's guide to being admin

The following is 100% a joke and is not intended to be offensive at all. If you are in fact, easily offended, please, for the love of gawd, stop reading.

Steps to being a successful administrator:

1.) Work is for chums. Let one of the other admins do it or have ze mods take care of it.
2.) Make super secret forum section, spam it.
3.) No need to come to the actual forum. Take long periods of breaks, demotion is never in the question.
4.) Change your name to Stallie, make a new line rider forum, make yourself admin. Tell the world.
5.) Start a clan. Make one track and let it die off. Claim you're too busy to bring it back. (*cough* AC *cough)
6.) Make a thread about how people suck at arguing. Give them tips & tricks.
7.) Ban ban ban ban. Banning people is important. Never give them real reasons, just type something like "..." and they'll understand.
8.) Make a long set of rules. Ignore them entirely.
9.) Make lots of unnecessary censorship's. We don't want 17+ year old kids to feel like their age.
10.) Post real life stories about yourself in the off-topic section. People love that sh**

This is in no way meant to insult anyone and is not "pointing any fingers." We love our admins. We just think they're lulzy sometimes.

11.) Never, and I mean NEVER change the rank of worthy members (cough KW cough)

No need to say it's a joke when a lot of it is true.





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^ That's the point

You are a lire.

Whats a lire?

Cereal wrote:

Yobanjojoe wrote:Whats a lire?

win

rabid squirrel wrote:

Wizzy wrote:

Cereal wrote:

Yobanjojoe wrote:Whats a lire?

win

this made me laugh so hard, I nearly fell backwards out of my chair.

pure5152 wrote:

rabid squirrel wrote:

Wizzy wrote:

Cereal wrote:

Yobanjojoe wrote:Whats a lire?

win

this made me laugh so hard, I nearly fell backwards out of my chair.

haha

12) After starting a flame war unknowing to the members, sit back with a evil smirk saying, excellent, while you get more subjects to ban.

I love you sincerely me and others out there who are to lazy to read this and would appreciate it as well

MORGANg wrote:I love you sincerely me and others out there who are to lazy to read this and would appreciate it as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6aS72qqe9c

17) Never ask for admin to get admin. The current admins will be offended and will proceed with step 7).

I don't really care, but it is in poor taste to say "This is in no way meant to insult anyone and is not "pointing any fingers."

When it clearly is.

13) Provoke other members to create similar topics.

Purtle wrote:I don't really care, but it is in poor taste to say "This is in no way meant to insult anyone and is not "pointing any fingers."

When it clearly is.

Someone can't take a joke. And I love how you're not even admin Rabid seemed perfectly fine with it, seeing as he didn't say anything/ban/close.

Ok, I like to think I'm far above all this crap and I'm locking this topic, as it is not beneficial to the forum in any way. Please keep your internetwood in the shed or I'm going to steal and burn it. Be warned.

P.S.
I'm a big fan of talking things out, but try and do this in a serious fashion via either a form of chat or maybe in another topic. I'm a bit sad to say that I feel the overall ambiance on this forum is going downhill drastically. This game we once played was supposed to be fun, so naturally the forums should be a fun place too.

Wizzy wrote:

Purtle wrote:I don't really care, but it is in poor taste to say "This is in no way meant to insult anyone and is not "pointing any fingers."

When it clearly is.

Someone can't take a joke. And I love how you're not even admin Rabid seemed perfectly fine with it, seeing as he didn't say anything/ban/close.

I saw your post after I posted and I'd like to say that this doesn't look like a joke. It rather seems like you are frustrated with the way things are and you are taking it out on the authorities. If this is not the case, feel free to discuss this someplace else in a serious fashion. I just don't like the way things are going now with all the backstabbing, namecallings and retarded arguments. Again, I like to think of this place as a fun forum where people get together and talk about Line Rider and some other stuff. Not some place where everybody is acting like smartpants and know-it-alls.