Rabid's Guide to Arguing a Point

Hi everyone! If anyone ever disagrees with anything you say, I would advise doing the following in your response:

1) Laugh at how stupid he is
2) Tell him how stupid he is because he was (of course) too stupid to understand your sarcasm
3) Tell him that he has no idea what he is talking about (in case people can't figure that out for themselves)
4) Thank him for insulting you (this makes him really mad which will cause people to agree with you)
5) Accuse him of whining and being weak (this will make him really mad too, and then you can just play the victim)
5) Tell him how his claims against your validity are obviously wrong (and then mock his stupidity at suggesting you weren't qualified, of course)
6) Pretend you're clueless if he calls you out on any of these things, or uses any of these strategies against you (ask him questions like "How am I being sarcastic?")
7) Remember to mock him every step of the way to drive your point that he is an idiot home!
8) Post.
9) If he responds to your post, repeat all the above steps. Keep doing it until either he gives up or you get banned.

This technique is sure to piss off everyone involved! Have fun

Lol'd
I guess I was arguing wrong ;-;

i lold so hard i have temptations to do this to someone scans for target

rabid recently lost an argument it seems

Head of debating society 2 years in a row <3

+1

Hmm, I'm going to try that out! Thanks!

10) Tell him that he's being racist (that always works)

KillinTime2792 wrote:rabid recently lost an argument it seems

HAHAHA! You are such an incredibly stupid idiot. Even the idea of that is to uncomprehendingly idiotic, and you probably don't know what 'uncomprehendingly' means! You don't have an absolute grasp of what point you are trying to state. Thanks for being such a retard. I appreciate it oh so much. Why are you just whining claiming such idiotic and pointless ideas? It seems unprovoked, and wrong. Just go to your room to recuperate. Your claims are obviously wrong.

Don't even think about responding with pointing out my sarcasm, because that may just be the worst of you.

...How was that?

efrazable wrote:

KillinTime2792 wrote:rabid recently lost an argument it seems

HAHAHA! You are such an incredibly stupid idiot. Even the idea of that is to uncomprehendingly idiotic, and you probably don't know what 'uncomprehendingly' means! You don't have an absolute grasp of what point you are trying to state. Thanks for being such a retard. I appreciate it oh so much. Why are you just whining claiming such idiotic and pointless ideas? It seems unprovoked, and wrong. Just go to your room to recuperate. Your claims are obviously wrong.

Don't even think about responding with pointing out my sarcasm, because that may just be the worst of you.

...How was that?

I was almost like "Dude stop being such a douche"

and then I realized

efrazable wrote:

KillinTime2792 wrote:rabid recently lost an argument it seems

HAHAHA! You are such an incredibly stupid idiot. Even the idea of that is to uncomprehendingly idiotic, and you probably don't know what 'uncomprehendingly' means! You don't have an absolute grasp of what point you are trying to state. Thanks for being such a retard. I appreciate it oh so much. Why are you just whining claiming such idiotic and pointless ideas? It seems unprovoked, and wrong. Just go to your room to recuperate. Your claims are obviously wrong.

Don't even think about responding with pointing out my sarcasm, because that may just be the worst of you.

...How was that?

You totally missed something out.

This. Is. Genius!

While all of these work perfectly fine, I usually use the more subtle route of completely changing the topic in a way that no one even notices I did it. Then I accuse the other for switching the topic.

Although I did have time to write this reply.

The only technique you need for arguing with someone is waiting until they make a grammatical error then correcting it. If you do that you're obviously the superior human being.

JoaTrades wrote:Although I did have time to write this reply.

The only technique you need for arguing with someone is waiting until they make a grammatical error then correcting it. If you do that, you're obviously the superior human being.

liek, OMJ, I edited in dis quote. u totz 4got 2 put a coma thar! Ur dum

Step 1: Get into and argument, but stay calm
Step 2: umadbro?!?!?!?!!?!?
Step 3: ???????
Step 4: Profit

Rabid Stop being such a douche... ohhh i get it. Efrazable nice stuff man