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Congratulations, me!

Post by Darkness on Tue Apr 01, 2014 1:30 am

I would like to hereby congratulate myself, Darkness, as honorary Toilet Lord. What does this mean for WRtL as a community? What can I do for you? I will make sure the toilet seat is down. I will make sure there is toilet paper on the roll. And last but not least, I will make sure your asses are wiped clean after every use.

Thank you WRtL. This has been a long time coming. I will use this power with great care and finesse.


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Re: Congratulations, me!

Post by ACwazHere on Tue Apr 01, 2014 1:32 am


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Re: Congratulations, me!

Post by Opal Rider on Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:37 am

Surprised you haven't been given this position a long time ago.

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Re: Congratulations, me!

Post by Darkness on Tue Apr 01, 2014 1:32 pm

Thanks Opal and the overly skeptical Kramwood. This position change is not necessarily the one that has been a long time coming, but a position change in general has been needed for some time now.

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Re: Congratulations, me!

Post by Wolf_Spirit on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:06 pm

Very well deserved! Very Happy

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Post by [senpai] kevans on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:21 pm

I demand a new toilet lord. I got up from my toilet just two minutes ago and I was out of toilet paper, the seat was up, and my ass was not wiped :|

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Re: Congratulations, me!

Post by Darkness on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:40 pm

kevansevans wrote:I demand a new toilet lord. I got up from my toilet just two minutes ago and I was out of toilet paper, the seat was up, and my ass was not wiped :|

Oh I'm so sorry, Kevan. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I would like to point you to our complaint department. If you have any issues with how things are being done, or not done, feel free to write to: idontwipetheassofnavyofficials@army.gov. Thank you again.

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Re: Congratulations, me!

Post by Stallie on Thu May 22, 2014 6:43 pm

Hey guys I'm back! WTF is this!?!?  xD 

Lol congrats Darkness

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Re: Congratulations, me!

Post by Wizzy on Sat May 24, 2014 8:20 pm

The Toilet Lord not that we need, but the one that we deserve :|
.. So we'll hunt him.
.. Set the dogs on him.
'Cause that's what needs to happen.
Because he's not a hero.
He's a silent guardian.
A watchful protector.
.. A Shit Wiper.

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Re: Congratulations, me!

Post by Darkness on Sat May 24, 2014 10:01 pm

That's right. Deserve me.

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Re: Congratulations, me!

Post by Eibwen on Sun May 25, 2014 6:56 pm

I DESERVE THIS POSITION NOT YOU

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Re: Congratulations, me!

Post by ScrungleBlumpkus on Sun May 25, 2014 8:41 pm

If only I had some idea what this meant
*proceeds to check the position of toilet seats around the house*

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