Congratulations, me!

I would like to hereby congratulate myself, Darkness, as honorary Toilet Lord. What does this mean for WRtL as a community? What can I do for you? I will make sure the toilet seat is down. I will make sure there is toilet paper on the roll. And last but not least, I will make sure your asses are wiped clean after every use.

Thank you WRtL. This has been a long time coming. I will use this power with great care and finesse.

Surprised you haven't been given this position a long time ago.

Thanks Opal and the overly skeptical Kramwood. This position change is not necessarily the one that has been a long time coming, but a position change in general has been needed for some time now.

Very well deserved!

I demand a new toilet lord. I got up from my toilet just two minutes ago and I was out of toilet paper, the seat was up, and my ass was not wiped

kevansevans wrote:I demand a new toilet lord. I got up from my toilet just two minutes ago and I was out of toilet paper, the seat was up, and my ass was not wiped

Oh I'm so sorry, Kevan. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I would like to point you to our complaint department. If you have any issues with how things are being done, or not done, feel free to write to: idontwipetheassofnavyofficials@army.gov. Thank you again.

Hey guys I'm back! WTF is this!?!?   

Lol congrats Darkness

The Toilet Lord not that we need, but the one that we deserve
.. So we'll hunt him.
.. Set the dogs on him.
'Cause that's what needs to happen.
Because he's not a hero.
He's a silent guardian.
A watchful protector.
.. A Shit Wiper.

That's right. Deserve me.

I DESERVE THIS POSITION NOT YOU

If only I had some idea what this meant
*proceeds to check the position of toilet seats around the house*