Congratulations, me!
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Wolf_Spirit
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Darkness
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Congratulations, me!
I would like to hereby congratulate myself, Darkness, as honorary Toilet Lord. What does this mean for WRtL as a community? What can I do for you? I will make sure the toilet seat is down. I will make sure there is toilet paper on the roll. And last but not least, I will make sure your asses are wiped clean after every use.
Thank you WRtL. This has been a long time coming. I will use this power with great care and finesse.
Thank you WRtL. This has been a long time coming. I will use this power with great care and finesse.
Last edited by Darkness on Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:06 am; edited 1 time in total
Darkness- Member
Re: Congratulations, me!
Surprised you haven't been given this position a long time ago.
Opal Rider- Moderator
- Aestetikally appealing
Re: Congratulations, me!
Thanks Opal and the overly skeptical Kramwood. This position change is not necessarily the one that has been a long time coming, but a position change in general has been needed for some time now.
Darkness- Member
Re: Congratulations, me!
I demand a new toilet lord. I got up from my toilet just two minutes ago and I was out of toilet paper, the seat was up, and my ass was not wiped
Re: Congratulations, me!
kevansevans wrote:I demand a new toilet lord. I got up from my toilet just two minutes ago and I was out of toilet paper, the seat was up, and my ass was not wiped
Oh I'm so sorry, Kevan. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I would like to point you to our complaint department. If you have any issues with how things are being done, or not done, feel free to write to: idontwipetheassofnavyofficials@army.gov. Thank you again.
Darkness- Member
Re: Congratulations, me!
The Toilet Lord not that we need, but the one that we deserve
.. So we'll hunt him.
.. Set the dogs on him.
'Cause that's what needs to happen.
Because he's not a hero.
He's a silent guardian.
A watchful protector.
.. A Shit Wiper.
.. So we'll hunt him.
.. Set the dogs on him.
'Cause that's what needs to happen.
Because he's not a hero.
He's a silent guardian.
A watchful protector.
.. A Shit Wiper.
Wizzy- Member
Re: Congratulations, me!
If only I had some idea what this meant
*proceeds to check the position of toilet seats around the house*
*proceeds to check the position of toilet seats around the house*
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