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Post by efrazable on Sat Apr 11, 2015 9:42 pm

A thread for all of those almost-funny observations, jokes, deadpan, scenarios, etc about line rider. Maybe. Idk.
My favorite ZNF track is the one with the epic symphonic metal.
[looking deep into a lovers' eyes]
Her: let's say what we're both thinking on 3... 1, 2, 3!
[at the same time]
Her: I love you
Me: How does bosh keep his hat on when he rides upside down?
you see, it's ironic because most blood factories aren't miracles
So, do you like good boys
*does a chill manuquirk*
or bad boys?
*kramual*
^ok, that one's a couple years late 8D
♪ let's talk about lines, baby.
let's talk about nose fakie.
let's talk 2nd peg flings, ASDF's, flatsled-ing
let's talk about lines ♫
[before job interview]
"don't let them know you're Bosh, don't let them..."
*interviewer enters room*
"Your resume looks outstanding"
*he pats me on the shoulder*
*i violently fly off my sled*
her: I want you to stop with the obscure Line Rider references. It's tearing us apart.
me: Wat
♪ They see g-rollin'
Rotatin' ♫
That's all I got. Do you guys have any?

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Re: Line Rider Humor-ing

Post by Apple on Sat Apr 11, 2015 9:52 pm

Crap, that last one is good. Did you make all of these up, or are they taken from other threads?
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Re: Line Rider Humor-ing

Post by efrazable on Sat Apr 11, 2015 10:11 pm

shua wrote:Crap, that last one is good. Did you make all of these up, or are they taken from other threads?
made all of them up, but taking them from other threads isn't a bad idea. i'll have to look through some old threads to find some!

here's a couple more:
[a wedding]
priest: if anyone can give good reason why these two should not be wed--
"SHE SOMETIMES CONFUSES 'PPS' WITH 'FPS'!"
*priest vomits*
me impressing a girl: scenery in the streets, quirk in the sheets
mom: that's nice, dear
Hey dad, wanna play line rider?

Never again, not after *stares off into distance* the incident

*flashback to nearly drowning in line rider*
my favorite votale track is the one with all the green lines

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Re: Line Rider Humor-ing

Post by OTDE on Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:52 pm

Flagcapper's channel is so awesome, I made two different accounts so I could subscribe to two Ideologies.

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Re: Line Rider Humor-ing

Post by Wolf_Spirit on Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:28 am

[before job interview]
"don't let them know you're Bosh, don't let them..."
*interviewer enters room*
"Your resume looks outstanding"
*he pats me on the shoulder*
*i violently fly off my sled*

This one made me laugh so hard, hahaha!
You should make a LR sketch or something

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Post by Opal Rider on Sun Apr 12, 2015 9:30 am

@Wolf_Spirit wrote:
You should make a LR sketch or something

Pun pun punpunpunpun!

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Re: Line Rider Humor-ing

Post by ScrungleBlumpkus on Tue Apr 14, 2015 8:46 pm

"I wonder if you could..."
"Been done."
"Are you sure? I mean, what about..."
"No, KW 2011"
"There's no way, I could swear..."
"Sheldon 2010"
"I never saw it, so I'm just gonna try it anyw-"
*draws knife* "You either wait for him to come back and do it, or you give up. What's it gonna be?"
"it was a misunderstanding.

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