A Tribute to Line Rider

Told by an unknown man on an unknown wikia page:
"Line Rider is at once a model of every man, and also an individual for whom we should hold great regard. His is a fate drawn on a blank slate, sure in path but difficult in execution. His path is frought with difficult and sometimes impossible obstacles which all end, ultimately, in certain death.

Yet, alone, he faces these tasks head on without complaint or objection. He merely blinks at such fatally dire consequences as pixel-crushing jump, staggering boredom (should he stall on course) and infinite chasm. Only by the tack of his scarf do we know his trajectory in the chalk white matrix.

God speed, Line Rider.

Think of his three pixel kids sitting at home, and his wife, who knit him the scarf.



All for our entertainment."

I have a confession, I've seen this before. I just don't know where.
And I feel like I've written something similar.
Sweet Jesus, every masterpiece deserves this sort of tribunal poetry.

I'm gonna do a voice recording of this on monday when I have my good mic. and set it to music. and kevans is gonna make a typography thing

http://www.mediafire.com/listen/ilnr9qgh762nnyq/lr+tribute+voiceover+done.mp3

BOOM. now someone make a typography animation.

Line Rider, is, was, and wasn't, in a world where none couldst be certain of any, in a doubt where nigh couldst tolerate many, in a sleep where numb couldst be considered a normal above all regularity.

Dork nipples.

Rabid, can I get that audio without the music?

idk who would want to, but this guy made a pretty cool kinetic typography generator in flash: http://akt.akineticblog.com/

the webiste itself is riddled with watermarks, so maybe shotoku, kevan, conun, etc could somehow download the flash element and see if it works without the watermark.

I can provide the audio without music, I also think the music was too loud so I'm doing a re-upload of this thing as well. will do.

no music:
https://www.mediafire.com/listen/ax9ot2nhawbdxoa/LR%20tribute%20voiceover.mp3

better version with music:
https://www.mediafire.com/listen/or128abur3cj3tz/lr%20tribute%20voiceover%20done%20v2.mp3

Can I improvise a heartfelt tidbit for you guys to use in this tribute? I think I can whip up a tear jerker?

Dapianokid wrote:Can I improvise a heartfelt tidbit for you guys to use in this tribute? I think I can whip up a tear jerker?

go for it

We should have like 16 tiles of screens with different linerider videos each with only a few seconds of track and go through as many tracks as possible in the background for this video.
I'll see when I can get it done. Shouldn't take too long.